Monday, October 8, 2007

Monster Soup

If Ethan decides he doesn't want to be a pirate after all, he may have a future as a chef. Today he created a recipe for Monster Soup. I can't give you all the instructions - it took him about 20 minutes to explain it to me, so there's no way I remember all of it - but I can tell you it starts out, "Take one monster, and all the meat ..."

It also has ham, electrical frosting (he explained it to me, but it still doesn't make sense), carrots, maple syrup, and m&m's in it. I'm sure there are ingredients I'm missing, but you can tell from this list that it's a very interesting dish indeed. Here are the final instructions:

"If you want it to be poisonous, put in a weeny drop of poison. Otherwise, add a cup and a half of sugar and beat for 10 minutes. Then pop it in the oven and bake for 20 minutes. Well, an hour. Then it's all done!"

Dinner, anyone?

3 comments:

Tammy said...

Where do you hunt for monsters? And I'd love to make this recipe for certain people I know. Ha ha!

Anna said...

Funny you should ask. His next monologue was about his monster factory where you can get monster meat. It has a conveyer belt. I'm not sure where exactly it's located, but you could ask him. :)

Melinda McMillen said...

mmmm tasty -- monster soup!! i love it!! i am definately going to have to read your blog more -- this could keep me entertained for hours!!