Jokes by Ethan

Ethan has started making up jokes. I knew many kids went through a phase where they did this, but I didn't realize how funny it would be to us!

Ok, to get the first joke (it will be much funnier if you know this ... or maybe not, but it might make more sense) you need to know that we've been studying honeybees in science. One of the things we've learned is that honeybees dance to tell the other bees where there are flowers. So now that you know that:

When do honeybees dance and not give directions?
At a bee wedding!

(This is actually made funnier by the knowledge that he's never been to a wedding where there was a dance!)

The second one came completely out of the blue:

What do you call a centipede that weighs a few pounds?
A centi-pound!

So now you can be the life of the party with these new jokes!